THE TOP 75 CELEBRITIES WHOSE EXISTENCE SO OFFENDS ME THAT JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE™

RECAP: THE FIRST 25

#75: Philip Seymour Hoffman
#74: Keith Urban
#73: David Blaine
#72: Both Gilmore Girls
#71: Sarah Jessica Parker
#70: Wentworth Miller
#69: Elijah Wood
#68: Ira Glass
#67: Pete Wentz
#66: Kevin Spacey
#65: Billy Bush
#64: Rachael Ray
#63: Fergie
#62: Taylor Hicks
#61: Brendan Fraser
#60: Nicole Kidman
#59: Matthew McConaughey
#58: Billy Corgan
#57: Courtney Love
#56: Julia Roberts
#55: Ben Affleck
#54: Woody Harrelson
#53: Abigail Breslin
#52: Billy Bob Thornton
#51: Melanie Griffith

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