Tuesday, April 17, 2007

THE TOP 75 CELEBRITIES WHOSE EXISTENCE SO OFFENDS ME THAT JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCEā„¢

#72: Both Gilmore Girls


What is it about both of the Gilmore Girls that makes me want to send a cement mixer barrelling uncontrollably into the front entrance of an orphanage? Is it their "snappy," "witty," "oh-so-scripted and unnaturalistic" banter? Is it the way the younger one talks almost like she's got a speech impediment but mainly just sounds like one of the voices in a Peanuts cartoon? Or is it the way the older one looks kinda wrong, like she's the hellspawn of a badger and Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard?

Maybe I can't quite put my finger on it, but I do know this: I don't like the cut of their collective jib. And every time I see a picture of them I feel like taking a baseball bat to somebody's kneecaps.

Is that so terrible? Is it?

1 Comments:

Anonymous ivy said...

here i was thinking the post tailor-made for me was the voyeuristic one. one thing is clear: you just don't know what it's like to be a mother or a daughter.

10:03 AM  

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