THE TOP 75 CELEBRITIES WHOSE EXISTENCE SO OFFENDS ME THAT JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE™
#60: Nicole Kidman
I have a feeling this one's gonna be pretty simple to get across to you people. I mean, there is NO WAY that I am the only person who looks at a picture of Nicole Kidman and thinks "Man, I could really do a smash-and-grab at a church donation box right now" or "Jesus H. Christ I sure wouldn't mind driving a Humvee over the top of every car parked on my block" or even "If only I hadn't gotten rid of that rusty screwdriver, I could throw it out my apartment window at the neighbor's kids' heads!" Really. Come on. It's Nicole Freaking Kidman. Surely this can not just be me.
Can it?
I have a feeling this one's gonna be pretty simple to get across to you people. I mean, there is NO WAY that I am the only person who looks at a picture of Nicole Kidman and thinks "Man, I could really do a smash-and-grab at a church donation box right now" or "Jesus H. Christ I sure wouldn't mind driving a Humvee over the top of every car parked on my block" or even "If only I hadn't gotten rid of that rusty screwdriver, I could throw it out my apartment window at the neighbor's kids' heads!" Really. Come on. It's Nicole Freaking Kidman. Surely this can not just be me.Can it?
posted by John Eats at 6:40 AM
3 Comments:
Oh man. She is right up there with Ben Affleck for me, and that's really saying something.
Face, pavement, grind. Repeat!
He was actually my other choice for today. But the wind blew Nicole's way.
We'll see which way the wind blows next time.
C'mon, you DO have to give her credit for carrying around the world's supply of Botox in her forehead....
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