Zen And The Art Of Summarizing The Last Two Weeks' Top Stories In Haiku™

Gibson is The Hulk
Raspberry knuckle-suck ad
Hotel Breakfast play

K.I.T.T. out the closet?
Walk of Fame is ironic?
Michelle is out too?

ArtFarts™ starts: Steve Wynn
An adult star is born: Screech
Ms. Peachez: Chicken