HASSELHOFF HOTNEWS™: "K.I.T.T. Was Gay!"

Thanks to a tip from our very own Michael Knight comes this report out of Dublin containing the shocking revelation by David Hasselhoff that K.I.T.T., the car that made him famous, was in fact a closeted gay vehicle:

[Hasselhoff] said, "We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on 'Knight Rider.' Kitt was constantly asking, 'Do you want me to take you home Michael?' in that very camp voice of his."

Salacious! But not tawdry enough to keep Hasselhoff awake, it seems...or is it just that he's hitting the sauce?

Meanwhile, Hasselhoff fell asleep while appearing on a TV show in London. The former "Baywatch" star dozed off during a commercial break while filming an appearance on GMTV on Sunday. [...] Producers have denied claims the 54-year-old actor knocked out because he was drunk.