Wednesday, November 15, 2006

JOHN EATS CONTESTâ„¢: Last Two Weeks To Win A T-Shirt You Probably Won't Feel Comfortable Wearing In Public


Listen up, people: you only have two weeks left to enter our Win A T-Shirt You Probably Won't Feel Comfortable Wearing In Public contest, so get busy! If you need a refresher, make sure you review the official rules before sending your entries to johneats[a]gmail.com.

When that t-shirt shows up in the mail and you're rubbing that cotton/poly blend between your grubby little fingers, you'll look back on the tears and the sweat you went through to write a couple of crappy sentence fragments and find a cheesy YouTube video, and you'll say to yourself "My god, what have I done?"

3 Comments:

Anonymous eels said...

I'M TRYING OKAY!

GET OFF MY BACK!

jeez

12:01 PM  
Blogger John Eats said...

Try harder.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous eels said...

i found my inspiration today.

just you wait...

4:19 PM  

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