JOHN EATS CONTEST™: Win A T-Shirt You Probably Won't Feel Comfortable Wearing In Public!

We've hit a milestone here at JohnEats.com -- we've been blogging here now for over three months! That's the Internets equivalent of 28 in human years! And to celebrate, we're presenting the first-ever John Eats Contest™!

The winner of this contest will receive a fabulous prize: their choice of one of the t-shirts shown above, free of charge (but not of guilt)! These amazing t-shirts come in several styles: The "I Hunger, Coward" Black Tee, John On John™ (for men), John On John™ (for women), The DJ Dijon Men's Ringer Tee, and The DJ Dijon Women's Cap Sleeve Tee. In order to win one of these highly sought after personal apparel SKUs, here's all you have to do.

CONTEST RULES

Your task is to create your very own JohnEats.com blog post. Your post should fit easily into one of our previously-established Departments (the complete list can be found in the sidebar at the right) like "Adventures In The Design World™," "ArtFarts™," "Why God Created YouTube™," etc.

Your post should come fully illustrated with either a YouTube video or jpeg image. If you have a great idea that you just can't illustrate, let us know in your submission and if we like your idea enough, we might just be nice enough to do the illustration for you. But we'd rather not work too hard for this ourselves since the whole point of this is to get a day off from having to write anything.

Anyway.

E-mail your submission (which should include a title, the text of your post, any relevant links, and your illustration image) to johneats[a]gmail.com. Entries must be received by November 30, 2006.

John Eats and Psychictoad will judge the submitted entries and a winner will be announced the first week in December. Entries will be judged on the quality of their writing, the subtlety of their humor, and the quantity of their bribes. You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours; it's just that simple, people.

The winning post will be published here on JohnEats.com. Then everyone else who reads this site will be given the chance to ridicule the winning post and complain that they didn't win in the post's comments.

Please note: Nepotism is not only practiced by the JohnEats.com staff but is downright encouraged. Friends and family of John Eats and Psychictoad are more than welcome to submit; in fact, they should feel a moral obligation to do so.

Good luck!

P.S.: If no one enters, we're going to pick one of you at random and force a t-shirt on you. So get writing. It'll just be easier that way.