WHY GOD CREATED YOUTUBE™: Ms. Peachez In The Tub

Obviously frequent JohnEats.com commentor Crispinus has nothing better to do today; not only has he posted a suspiciously archaic variation of the JohnEats.com CW Network-parodying ad banner on his blog, he's also spent some quality time investigating the oeuvre of the aforementioned Ms. Peachez, tipping us off to this salacious little ditty wherein everyone's favorite plastic-haired MC begins with the declarative "I got some soap, I got a towel, I'm-a wash my booty for awhile!!"

Okay, I relent.

Truly, this is why God created YouTube.