CELEBRITY SCHADENFREUDE FILES™: ASSHOLE WITH ASCOT NOW DIPSHIT WITH EXTREME MERCURY TOXICITY
Professional douchebag Jeremy Piven has pulled out of one-trick wordsmith David Mamet's "Speed the Plow" on Broadway due to alleged "extreme mercury toxicity" in his bloodstream, caused by, among other things, eating sushi "often twice a day."
What kind of a dumbass eats that much raw fish? The kind called Jeremy Piven, apparently.
• 'Extreme mercury toxicity' sidelines Piven [ChicagoBreakingNews.com]
posted by John Eats at 9:31 PM
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I bet he'll be at his mom's house soon, laying on the couch, whining about his chelation therapy, and wondering what else besides sushi he could possibly eat.
Maybe pufferfish.
Mamet's quote (per NYTimes article) was the best: “My understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.”
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