Thursday, December 18, 2008

CELEBRITY SCHADENFREUDE FILES™: ASSHOLE WITH ASCOT NOW DIPSHIT WITH EXTREME MERCURY TOXICITY


Professional douchebag Jeremy Piven has pulled out of one-trick wordsmith David Mamet's "Speed the Plow" on Broadway due to alleged "extreme mercury toxicity" in his bloodstream, caused by, among other things, eating sushi "often twice a day."

What kind of a dumbass eats that much raw fish? The kind called Jeremy Piven, apparently.

'Extreme mercury toxicity' sidelines Piven [ChicagoBreakingNews.com]

2 Comments:

Anonymous "A" said...

I bet he'll be at his mom's house soon, laying on the couch, whining about his chelation therapy, and wondering what else besides sushi he could possibly eat.

Maybe pufferfish.

1:05 AM  
Blogger K. A. Laity said...

Mamet's quote (per NYTimes article) was the best: “My understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.”

9:58 AM  

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