Friday, February 22, 2008

iPLOD™: Now You Can Listen To Daughtry While You Tase Me, Bro

For the first installment of iPLOD™, the new JohnEats department dedicated to gadgets and electronics, we are proud to present another find from the one and only Dean in Milwaukee who points us toward the recently unveiled Taser MPH - the world's first combination Taser gun and MP3 player. I sure as hell can't wait to get mine. I mean really, who wouldn't want to be able to walk around with their music cranked so loud that they can't even hear the screams of the people they tase? This is absolutely brilliant, and I can already picture the Wal-Mart commercials we'll be watching come this holiday season.

Check it out, dude, there's a video and everything! Phukinay!!


Anonymous Thee Cheese Kurd said...

I think its pretty clear what Santa is gonna leave in some stockings this year

1:50 PM  
Anonymous "A" said...

Niiiiice holster. Does the taser have a shuffle feature?

12:00 PM  

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