ADVENTURES IN THE DESIGN WORLD™: Battle Of The Seated Person With Headline Type Layouts

So which of the above images do you find more disturbing? Is it the top image (courtesy Anonymous A), with its farmer-tanned, synthetic fiber-uniformed mobile phone user? Or is it the bottom image (courtesy Dartanjal), with its pants-suited, unfortunately be-socked protagonist and Optima all-caps bold drop shadowed headline text with bonus sexually suggestive brush script sub-head?

All I know is, I just love the reflection of the cell phone guy's ass.