THE TOP 75 CELEBRITIES WHOSE EXISTENCE SO OFFENDS ME THAT JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE™
#36: Diane Sawyer
One of the many reasons (I'm looking at you, Charles Gibson!) that I can't sit through more than 45 seconds of Good Morning, America is because it means I have to look at everyone's favorite news anchor who insists on being shot through gauze like one of Kirk's romantic conquests on Star Trek: The Original Series, Diane Sawyer. And every fricking time I see a picture of her I feel like scratching a brick wall until my fingernails grind off.
So, I can't watch Good Morning, America.
It's just that simple.
One of the many reasons (I'm looking at you, Charles Gibson!) that I can't sit through more than 45 seconds of Good Morning, America is because it means I have to look at everyone's favorite news anchor who insists on being shot through gauze like one of Kirk's romantic conquests on Star Trek: The Original Series, Diane Sawyer. And every fricking time I see a picture of her I feel like scratching a brick wall until my fingernails grind off.
So, I can't watch Good Morning, America.
It's just that simple.
posted by John Eats at 11:46 AM
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