THE TOP 75 CELEBRITIES WHOSE EXISTENCE SO OFFENDS ME THAT JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE™
#35: James Marsden
One of the many reasons the X-Men movies got progressively worse to me was because I can't so much as look at a picture of James Marsden without wanting to bake a cake full of thumbtacks and leave it in the break room of some random office building. And then dude had to contribute to the downfall of Superman Returns by basically playing the same character, which made me want to slam my pinky in a car door seven times in a row.
Is that so terrible? Am I completely and utterly alone in this?
One of the many reasons the X-Men movies got progressively worse to me was because I can't so much as look at a picture of James Marsden without wanting to bake a cake full of thumbtacks and leave it in the break room of some random office building. And then dude had to contribute to the downfall of Superman Returns by basically playing the same character, which made me want to slam my pinky in a car door seven times in a row.
Is that so terrible? Am I completely and utterly alone in this?
posted by John Eats at 5:50 AM
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