THE TOP 75 CELEBRITIES WHOSE EXISTENCE SO OFFENDS ME THAT JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE™
#38: Vince Vaughn
Sonuvabitch! What the hell happened to both him and my own brain that now makes me want to scrape my own forearm with a cheese grater whenever I so much as look at a picture of Vince Vaughn? I mean, when Swingers came out I thought he was the shizznit, man! Now whenever I see him I just want to hot glue a precise grid (maybe 250x125) of upside-down thumbtacks onto the welcome mat in front of the door of the apartment downstairs where they always stop to take off their shoes and then leave them in the f*cking hall!
Is that so wrong?
Sonuvabitch! What the hell happened to both him and my own brain that now makes me want to scrape my own forearm with a cheese grater whenever I so much as look at a picture of Vince Vaughn? I mean, when Swingers came out I thought he was the shizznit, man! Now whenever I see him I just want to hot glue a precise grid (maybe 250x125) of upside-down thumbtacks onto the welcome mat in front of the door of the apartment downstairs where they always stop to take off their shoes and then leave them in the f*cking hall!
Is that so wrong?
posted by John Eats at 10:58 AM
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