THE TOP 75 CELEBRITIES WHOSE EXISTENCE SO OFFENDS ME THAT JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE™
#37: Jon Heder
I still haven't seen Napolean Dynamite or Blades of Glory simply because every time I so much as look at a picture of Jon Heder, I feel like walking into a Toys R Us with a 2"x4" with a nail sticking out of it and start a-swinging at any and all inflatable rubber balls, garden sprinklers shaped like superheroes, and toys I don't understand.
Why am I cursed to feel this way? WHY???????
I still haven't seen Napolean Dynamite or Blades of Glory simply because every time I so much as look at a picture of Jon Heder, I feel like walking into a Toys R Us with a 2"x4" with a nail sticking out of it and start a-swinging at any and all inflatable rubber balls, garden sprinklers shaped like superheroes, and toys I don't understand.
Why am I cursed to feel this way? WHY???????
posted by John Eats at 11:21 AM
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