WHY GOD CREATED YOUTUBE™: Facial Flex Device on QVC
It takes a little while to get going, but the longer you stick with this video of a "facial exerciser" being pimped on QVC, the more it pays off. My favorite parts, you ask? Well, there's the unnecessary facial touching amongst the three shills, for one. Then there's the facial flexing itself, which looks like something out of a nightmare. And finally, the tendon action on the neck of the woman who claims to "feel it in [her] chest" reminds me of the one lone trip my family took to The Circus World Museum when I was a child, and we got to see some honest-to-gawrsh circus freaks (or was it just photos of circus freaks? I can't really remember, it may have been too traumatic to see so many clowns in one place).
Truly, this is why God created YouTube.
Truly, this is why God created YouTube.
3 Comments:
it may have too traumatic to see so many clowns in one place...
Now, what's so gosh- awful disturbing about clowns, I mean really?
My eyes, my eyes -- my beautiful beautiful eyes!
I actually KNOW someone* who uses/used one of those devices- it's full-on creepy in real life.
*Not a friend
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