THE TOP 75 CELEBRITIES WHOSE EXISTENCE SO OFFENDS ME THAT JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE™
#46: Jay Leno
This is particularly painful for me. I mean, back in the day, I used to think Jay Leno was actually funny. But ever since old people have been saying things to me like "Did you hear what that Jay Leno said about Monica Lewinsky last night?" I've wanted to walk into a natural history museum with a baseball bat and see how many dioramas I can ruin before security wrestles me to the ground.
This is particularly painful for me. I mean, back in the day, I used to think Jay Leno was actually funny. But ever since old people have been saying things to me like "Did you hear what that Jay Leno said about Monica Lewinsky last night?" I've wanted to walk into a natural history museum with a baseball bat and see how many dioramas I can ruin before security wrestles me to the ground.
posted by John Eats at 6:12 AM
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