Spotted First Public User of an iPhone on CTA Train This Morning

Bald white man, late 30s, wearing white earbuds and shorts, held the iPhone at arm's length (and practically in my lap) to show the world he had eight to ten hours of life to kill (along with $600) standing in line to get one and wasn't he just special. Listening to jazz very loudly, interrupted my own listening of jazz very quietly. He could NOT stop touching the screen on the iPhone; he would touch it and then look around to see if anyone was watching him using his iPhone. No one was except for me because he was in my f*cking face the whole time.

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