WHY GOD CREATED YOUTUBE™: "Let's Paint, Cook, Jog & Play Chess"

O. M. G. That's what I said after about the first three seconds of watching this video so graciously sent to me by The Cheese Kurd. He told me I should be afraid, but how can I fear that which I don't understand? If you, dear readers, make it through the entire 8 minutes and 32 seconds like I did, you will be rewarded with one of the most surreal displays of multitasking ever put to videotape. And don't forget, kids: "We're bound to get a couple calls like that."

Truly, this is why God created YouTube.