WHY GOD CREATED YOUTUBE™: Memorial Day Featuring The Osmonds, Bubb Rubb & Lil Sis

It's Memorial Day! What better occasion could there be for taking two, yes two trips down memory lane that have absolutely nothing to do with the armed forces! Our first stop is 1972, those halcyon days when an undersexed family of Mormons dominated the U.S. hit parade and made an ill-fated attempt at glamming their sound up...Crazy Horses (tipped by The Cheese Kurd) finds The Osmonds, with their impeccably white teeth and sweet-ass synth hooks, singing about a pack of wild stallions while flailing around like...like...a family of undersexed Mormons! Stick a fork in me, I'm DONE!

And let's also take some time to remember more recent history...in this case, something I'd like to refer to as an "internet dusty": a viral video from the pre-YouTube days of the Internet, back when you actually had to download videos before watching them! It's the Internet equivalent of the phonograph, and here was one of the greatest hits of those heady times. Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis were Internet superstars while most of y'all were still in short pants! So let's honor their memory today by giving those whistle tips one more run through a stop sign for old times' sake. WOO WOO!

Truly, these videos are why God created YouTube.