ENTERTAINMENT DROPPINGS: Ultimate Celebrity Weekend!
Are you looking for something to do the weekend of May 25-27? Do like travelling to Chicago? Do you enjoy searing abdominal pain? Then I might just have the thing for you: "Ultimate Celebrity Weekend" at the Chicago Hilton, featuring OCD funnyman Howie Mandel, asshole chef extraordinaire Bobby Flay, and formerly mulletted song stylist Michael Bolton! Yes, you too could spend a weekend trapped inside a largish hotel (because most likely it'll be about 16 degrees and sleeting all weekend) bombarded by jokes about St. Elsewhere, getting your grill on, and being forced to listen to "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You" at least half a dozen times!
But wait--before you get yourself too excited and sign up at their website, you might want to remember this important fact: ultimate celebrities have an ultimate price:
And of course that asterisk is there to let you know that that's for the cheapo seats. What an ultimate bargain! Anybody up for standing outside the Hilton with me all weekend just to try to interview the handful of people dumb enough to drop almost three grand on their Deal or No Deal obsession? (tipped by Anonymous A)
posted by John Eats at 6:18 AM
3 Comments:
whoa. i would be up for this, but i believe i have a 12 1/2 hour film on my plate that weekend.
Oh my GAWD that is the worst offer EVAH.
Wow. I mean really, it's just stunningly bad.
This has to be either an elaborate hoax or a sociological experiment.
At least, I like to think that so I can sleep at night.
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