A JOHNEATS.COM VALENTINE TO ALL OF MY 3 TO 7 REGULAR READERS

I'd like to impersonally wish all of my 3 to 7 regular readers a Happy Valentine's Day® today. And to celebrate, please watch The World's Most Romantic Music Video™:


It just doesn't get any better than the Universal Equation of Love:

Jeff Bridges + Rachel Ward + James Woods + [Colored Gels On Falling Water] x Phil Collins = Instant Roll In The Hay.

Well, it's either that or:

[Steven Tyler + Joe Perry] x (Exposed Chest)² + Dancing Bikini Mannequins / Hydraulic Lift Transportation = Instant STD.

Take your pick.

[special thanks to real-life valentine Anonymous A for the teddy bear tip]