Thursday, February 22, 2007

IN CELEBRATION OF 'SCONSIN, THE STATE OF MY BIRTH™


Oconomowoc Man Attacked With Sword While Watching Porn [link via Tiree]

Can't you just picture the hilarious goings-on right before this happened? I mean, one guy was alone in his apartment fingering his family heirloom sword, and the other one...um...was alone in his apartment fingering his family heirloom sword.

((rim shot))

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

3 Comments:

Blogger girlfop said...

Aw. That actually makes me feel a little better about the world, however misguided and ridiculous the outcome.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous "A" said...

I immediately thought that the guy with the sword wanted to "save a lady in distress" so she would fall in love with him. Because up to now, no one else had.

Everyone in the story is waaay creepy. Wisconsin Creepy™.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Gene K. said...

What girlfop said, I guess.

What I wanna know, JohnEats, is why you're slandering good Klingon folk with that apparently unrelated photo. A betleH is not a sword. Dammit.

(PS: This past weekend, Kate shared a dais with the founder of the Klingon Language Institute. Really. My impression was that she emerged shaken and scarred, yet stronger for having survived the experience.)

6:28 PM  

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