ENTERTAINMENT DROPPINGS: B-Spear, Kid Rock, Dirk Benedict, The O.C.

• Britney, already sick of being a mother, announces return to former self-centered glory days [People]

• Kid Rock tries to autograph his way out of a lawsuit [US]

• Holy shit! Dirk Benedict still thinks he's a celebrity! [BBC News]

• What will I do now that I won't have to ignore The O.C. on whatever night it used to be on anymore? [TMZ]