THE COVERS THAT TIME FORGOT™: Prince's "3121 Magazine"

According to JohnEats.com tipster Shady, word on the street has it that Prince is set to challenge the likes of Oprah, Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray in the celebrity lifestyle magazine market. Yes, His Royal Badness is searching for a Las Vegas-based publisher for his 3121 magazine, a periodical that will not only feature interviews with and articles about various Paisley Park denizens, but will also serve as a platform for the pint-sized Purple Highness' latest artistic obsession: his own photography. Needless to say this was too good an opportunity to pass up, so I've put together my own proposal for what an issue of 3121 might be like...