MOZART/MIKE TYSON DRINKING GAME™: Take Two Swigs!

I assume those of you at home playing the JohnEats.com MOZART/MIKE TYSON DRINKING GAME™ already know the rules (they're frighteningly similar to those in place for Tupac and Snoop). But for the sake of the uninitiated:

MOZART/MIKE TYSON DRINKING GAME™
OFFICIAL RULES

1. Take a drink each time a newly-discovered piece of music by Mozart is performed.

2. Take a drink each time Mike Tyson gets arrested and/or does something strange with his mouth.

It's time to take two swigs this week, my friends!

'New Mozart Work' Gets Premiere [BBC News]

Mike Tyson in DUI, Cocaine Bust [The Smoking Gun]