Wednesday, December 06, 2006

ADVENTURES IN THE DESIGN WORLD™: "Think About The Importance Of A Logo"


Do you have a shitty band? Would your shitty band like a shitty new logo? Then why not let the shitty graphic designers at Coconuts create a shitty new logo for your shitty band?

I don't know what's worse: the GRAPHIC DESIGN non-logo logo, the stream of bullshit promotional copy in that first paragraph under the non-logo logo, or that bizarre figure used in all three images that looks like the bastard lovechild of Larry David and The Martian Manhunter.

Or maybe it's that shitty-looking "angel" in the third image -- the one that's more than vaguely ripped off from the Led Zeppelin angel and is either dry-humping the edge of the picture plane or doing something vaguely Clay Aiken-ish with his right hand.

[Thanks to Anonymous A for the tip]

3 Comments:

Blogger I. Myte said...

Great stuff. Keep up the good work.

6:27 AM  
Anonymous "A" said...

I personally like the part where they can write a bio that's riddled with apostrophe errors and misspells the word "songwriter."

Oh, and what is up with Naree anyway?

12:48 PM  
Blogger Gene K. said...

Thanks for the bio link, "A." They actually charge $100 for something that bad? Why, it's practically a textbook definition of "teh suck." Why can't I find suckers like that...?

But then, who cares about a musician's music, anyway? "The kidz theze dayz want to be grabbed - so we make sure to front-load your bio with tales of Badminton and cancer; that'll make 'em beat a path to your next unpaid coffehouse gig!"

12:04 PM  

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