Today's Government-Mandated "Mel Gibson-Loves-Kramer" Content

I'm sure you're no doubt already sick of hearing that Mel Gibson has confessed his undying, beer goggles-induced lust for Michael Richards, whose Jew-bashing probably inspired Mel to reach out to a fellow publicly racist celebrity in need.

No doubt both Mel and Kramer have found themselves thinking back to one of Mel's previous on-screen adventures and ruminating on the poetics of Oscar Wilde.

Too bad I can't come up with a better joke here than that Photoshop job above, though.