Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Today's Government-Mandated Election Content

This morning brought the above ad banner to my Internets web browser, very appropos for the current Election Feverā„¢ sweeping the good ol' USA. But take a look at the small print:

If the thought of a $100 gorgefest at The Olive Garden (a good $75 of which would easily go towards the Italian Wine ServiceĀ®) doesn't make my heart swell with Neil Diamond-esque patriotic pride, nothing will.

Well, except maybe watching Neil, his shiny shirt and borderline jingoism in action back in the day:



Anonymous eels said...

star-spangled fringe!

how can ONE MAN be SO COOL?!?!?

10:44 AM  

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