FIRST CHURCH OF LATTER-DAY PHIL COLLINS ADVENTISTS™: Because There's A Little Bald British Drummer In All Of Us

With news of tickets to the upcoming Genesis reunion concerts selling out faster than a British musician in the mid to late '80s, it couldn't be a better time for us to launch our newest recurring department, THE FIRST CHURCH OF LATTER-DAY PHIL COLLINS ADVENTISTS™.

As Archbishops of this new faith, we hereby dedicate ourselves to spreading the Gospel According To Phil -- whether that involves showing you touching personal tributes to the man, celebrating his flirtations with heavy metal, or debunking the myth that he can't dance.

We will not rest until every man, woman and child accepts Phil into their hearts.