ENTERTAINMENT DROPPINGS: The Equally Bald Cruises, MJ, PuffyDaddySeanPDiddy-Diddy, Piven/Black
• Tom and Suri Cruise rock matching comb-forwards while blushing, contractually obligated bride-to-be Katie Holmes rocks about a four-inch bunchup [People.com]• The camel's back that is Michael Jackson's fan base finally broken by metaphorical straw of lousy stage performance; other metaphorical straws --including keeping a photo of young MacCauley Culkin in his bathroom, having delusions of being Peter Pan and/or Diana Ross, obliterating his blackness, and releasing the "Blood On The Dancefloor" video -- just not quite heavy enough [BBC News]
• Diddy tries, fails to live up to the helicopter coolness quotient first achieved by RUN-DMC in the "It's Tricky" video [TMZ]
• Asshole with ascot holds grudge against asshole with Nacho Libre and Shallow Hal on his resumé [Page Six]
posted by John Eats at 6:30 AM
2 Comments:
Piven would have ruined High Fidelity!
Anyway, didn't anyone tell him that people who work in indie record stores usually don't have hair plugs?
"Asshole with Nacho Libre etc." -- What do you have against Jable, man? Did he break into your house and steal your records or something?
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