CRUISEWATCH™: Attack Of The Fifty Four Inch Woman

So did anyone else notice something odd about the official TomKat wedding portrait? Of course I'm referring to the fact that in their weding photo, Katie Holmes -- who is usually significantly taller than Tom Cruise -- appears to be a full inch or so shorter than everyone's favorite Operating Thetan Seven.

Well, London's The Times Online certainly picked up on it as is evidenced by the somewhat conspicuously awkward headline for their Cruise/Holmes wedding story: "Star Stands Taller in the World's Eyes at Wedding."

Touché.