Friday, October 27, 2006

SPEAKERS' CORNER: An Open Thread


Let's give this another try this week...here's an open thread for all 3 to 7 JohnEats.com readers to speak their mind about whatever they wish. Please write something here. Anything. Please. There's nothing more pathetic than being the only one posting to your own open thread.

Thanks.

6 Comments:

Anonymous "A" said...

Is anyone from the JohnEats team of writers going to the open call for America's Got Talent?

Y'all could get the chance to meet the Hoff in person... how can that be passed up?

10:17 AM  
Blogger John Eats said...

I'm up for it if Psychictoad is. ;-)

10:46 AM  
Blogger Psychictoad said...

We are big fans of the Hoff, A. I'm surprised that you knew how much we wanted to meet this legend.

****INTER-DEPARTMENTAL MEMO****

TO: Editor-in-Chief
FROM: Psychictoad
RE: Planning meeting for AGT-Hoff assignment

**Begin transmission**

I've got my calendar blocked off for that day, Chief. Can we schedule a senior staff meeting to plan our coverage of the event? Please advise.

'toad, Out.

**End Transmission**

A notice to JohnEats readers: One thing we pride ourselves on at JohnEats is the transparency of our day-to-day business transactions. Even though the Editor-in-Chief and I are in the same building we pass high priority memos back and forth via Blogger Comments. This allows us to never get off of our comfortably numb asses while working, and gives the share holders a way to ensure their money is going to good use. Everyone wins!

1:49 PM  
Anonymous "A" said...

I've never found numb to be comfortable.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Michael said...

Anyone have any ideas about how I might focus my unbridled hatred for humanity in a constructive way?

4:09 PM  
Anonymous "A" said...

Michael: may I suggest a Blogger account?

Or are you talking about an all-consuming anger?

6:00 PM  

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