Monday, October 23, 2006

HASSELHOFF HOTNEWS™: Even Better Than The Real Thing

With Halloween right around the corner, we here at JohnEats have purchased our eggs and toilet paper to help spread the holiday cheer. But when it comes to decorating ourselves and enciting terror in the hearts of men and women alike, we were stumped. Fortunately our non-denominational prayers were answered when we discovered that the Hoff has provided us with the means to be like Mike. So without further ado, I bring to you the JohnEats Official Halloween Costume for 2006.

No, friends, despite what your eyes are telling your brain, that is not the Hoff on the left, but a cleverly disguised young man who, after purchasing the JohnEats Official Halloween Costume, can hardly be distinguished from the real deal (pictured on the right). Dr. Craig/Mr. Feeny-sounding car not your thing, then try one of the other impossible-to-believe costumes (please note these costumes have not been tested by JohnEats and are not approved for use around open flame):


Blogger Psychictoad said...

Don't ask me how in the hell I managed to find a picture of the Hoff's watch from the show with the exact same time as the costume that is a Halloween miracle...

10:22 PM  
Blogger John Eats said...

Truly the Great Pumpkin is smiling upon you, Psychictoad!

What an amazing set of costume finds. Oh for the days of every male between the ages of 13 and 35 being able to put together a Sonny Crockett costume out of actual clothing everyone had in their closets...

10:33 AM  

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