ENTERTAINMENT DROPPINGS: Lance 'n' Matt Sittin' In A Tree, Keith Urban, Passenger 57, Heather Mills

• Lance and Matthew: "We're not gay, we just enjoy each other's shirtless company. A lot." [People]

• Having to wake up every morning for four months straight next to the pasty white frightmask of Nicole Kidman drives Keith Urban back to the bottle [Sydney Morning Herald]

• Wesley Snipes tries, fails to be just like Dave Chappelle [BBC News]

• Heather Mills now talking like someone metaphorically legless too [This Is London]