LIVE FROM VEGA$: Slots Of Fun!

Nothing says "I've arrived in the classiest city on Earth" like stumbling upon a Star Wars-branded bank of slot machines in the airport as soon as you get off the plane.

At least they had the decency to focus on the original trilogy. I can only imagine how wonderful a slot machine emanating Watto's not-at-all-ethnically-stereotypical voice enticing would-be intergalactic gamblers by shouting "Gimme your-a money!" would be.

More to come. Oh, so much more to come.