LIVE FROM VEGA$: The Gambler

One of the most exciting moments I've had in Las Vegas so far -- aside from seeing all the men who look like Kenny Rogers -- has been spotting (and playing) this slot machine that features the man himself. My gambling experience was greatly enhanced by the actual vocal samples of Kenny, as well as all of the pre-plastic surgery photos of Kenny plastered all over the machine and the game's icons. Luckily I knew when to fold 'em, as Kenny ate my dollar bill faster than a bucket of wings from Kenny Rogers Roasters™.