ENTERTAINMENT DROPPINGS: Whitney & Bobby, Hobbits, Steve Irwin's Legacy, J.K. Rowling, Star Wars

• Not even expert negotiator Ariel Sharon able to save Whitney and Bobby's marriage [People]

• Are you short? Can you sing? Ever been to Gen Con? Get thee to London, post haste! (hairy feet a plus) [BBC News]

• Steve Irwin fans prove to be bigger assholes than Steve Irwin [Globe and Mail]

• TSA authorities attempt, fail to save J.K. Rowling from writing herself out of a job [BBC News]

• Oh yeah, you can finally buy the original, unretouched Star Wars movies on DVD this week. By re-buying the Special Editions. Whoopi doopi. [EW.com]