ENTERTAINMENT DROPPINGS: Survivor, Diddy, Russell Simmons, Madonna

• Jeff Probst discovers there's a whole big wide world outside of Nascar and white power rallies [Washington Post]

• Don't call him Diddy if you're in the UK - because if you do, they'll throw you in something called "gaol" [BBC News]

• Russell Simmons now regretting not picking up that copy of Talking To Hos Using Encrypted Email For Dummies [Page Six]

• Catholic priest proves once for all that Islam really is the Official Religion of Terrorism™, calls in a bomb threat to a Madonna concert because one of her props rubs him the wrong way [BBC News]