ADVENTURES IN THE DESIGN WORLD™: Ridiculously Large Scissors
Thanks once again to the ever-watchful Dartanjal, we are proud to bring you the world's most ridiculous pair of scissors. Perfect for accidentally stabbing yourself or someone you love this holiday season!
posted by John Eats at 6:55 AM
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Oh, but what about all the other great products that our friends at Harriet Carter have provided for us. Is your camoflauge NASCAR hat looking a little funky? I know mine is, but how do you clean it and still let it retain its perfect shape keeping it suitable for formal occassions. Here's how.
Or who could pass up the altar piece for every binge-drinking frat boy or the Savior of the Ever-Increasing Collective American Waste.
But ultimately who could resist Cats in Old Lady Hats for your lampshade, because "They're as much fun as real kittens at play."
For a brief moment I actually thought this might be a reference to a new sport.
I think grannys all over the U.S. of A. are going to have "accidental" stabbings while wrapping gifts...
Anyway, I found the perfect present for JohnEats — a roll-up drum set — courtesy of the "Men's Gifts" section.
Soooo, I guess I messed up the above link.
Maybe I'll just leave JohnEats a big hint as to what I want for the holidays.
I give up.
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