Today's Government-Mandated Mel Gibson Content
The imaging specialists over at US Weekly have provided us with one of the single greatest implementations of an image-morphing Java applet ever devised: "Watch Mel Go From Hunk To Drunk," a mesmerizing journey through history where we watch Mel learn to smile, turn his head to his right, and grow a beard. The only thing that keeps this from being 100% perfect is the fact that the "drunk" photo is not his now-infamous mugshot.
posted by John Eats at 8:54 PM
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Which is the most freaky:
1) The Farrah-Hair in the first image?
2) The "breaking into a smile" sequence? (At first I thought Mel's head might continue to tilt backwards, revealing a second set of teeth in his mouth, much like those of a shark.)
3) The development of those beady, beady eyes?
3) The beard-morphing sequence, in which he alternatively looks like:
3-A) Osama bin Laden?
3-B) Sybok?
3-C) The bastard son of Osama bin Laden and Sybok?
4)The way the three wrinkles on his forehead undulate over time, much like the hips of a hula dancer, or like the trinity of lines on the forehead of racist religious zealot?
Discuss.
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