THE TIM GUNN SHOW: Oh My Stars And Goiters!

I know Project Runway fans surely care more about that dastardly Keith Michael's recent ousting over the pattern book and Web surfing controversy, but what I'm most concerned with this season is Jeffrey's neck tatoo. As a designer, he must realize that it's not at all flattering to his facial features since it makes his head look like it's exploding out of the back cover of a ninth grader's algebra notebook. So why is it there?

Obviously the man's got a goiter and he's sick of wearing scarves and turtlenecks all the time, that's why!

If Jeffrey were to come out of the closet about his condition, he would join an elite group of fellow celebrity goiter sufferers including (according to every essay-writing high school student's BFF) Frank Sinatra, David Hasselhoff, and both George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush. So do yourself a favor and come clean, Jeffrey, before your neck couture becomes this week's Big Scandal of the Blogosphere™. You'll be glad you did.