Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Joke Wants To Write Self

Peeped just now on the homepage of People.com:


Where does one even begin?

Oh, my sides ache more than a bunch of GIs with gonhorrhea.

1 Comments:

Blogger Psychictoad said...

Mmmmm. Delicious. Nothing like a coked-up plastic-surgery nut-job toolin' around LA with their security guard and a pistol. Just like Marilyn used to. Why Hillary keeps making excuses about it, we'll never know. Hasn't Rodham been over to Iraq like 30 times now? "Oh sorry, Lindsay, I am just swamped with work and trying to keep my husband from putting things in his mouth. Not sure when I can make it to Iraq with you, but I'll call you if something opens up..."

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