Haley Joel Osment Sees Mel Gibson's DUI, Raises Him A Possession Of Marijuana While Driving Charge

Recent hair explosion victim Haley Joel Osment upped the ante for celebrity misdemeanors yesterday when he was officially charged with four criminal counts, including, according to US Weekly:

· Driving under the influence of alcohol
· Driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher
· Enhancement of driving with a .15 or higher
· Possession of marijuana while driving

We can only hope word will leak out of a racist and/or sexist rant at the scene of his accident, arrest, or upcoming arraignment on September 19th. You can do it, Haley Joel!