Thursday, August 31, 2006

ENTERTAINMENT DROPPINGS™: Travolta - Gay?!?, Jessica and John - Not Gay?!?, 9/11 - Let's All Be There!, Brian May - Still Alive!

• Captain Travolta fastens his seat belt, places his tray table in the upright position, and remembers that in the event of an emergency landing his male companion can be used as a flotation device. [Defamer]

• Homogeneous white celebrities like each other! [US Weekly]

• Scientists not sure if the air is safe to breathe around Ground Zero five years later, but sure of one thing: it smells like ratings victory for NBC! []

• Queen guitarist Brian May upset that three of the people using the Internet actually remember the fact that he's still alive. [Page Six]


Blogger Gene K. said...

Hey, let's cut Captain T some mile-high slack. I bet he and his scrumptious steward are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

And BTW, the "insightful comments" on this story at onnotheydidnt just remind me, yet again, of the problem with The Internets's democracy of voices: All those one-word, "funny" (not) replies. Don't they realize that it's crap like that that blocks up the series of tubes?!??

9:08 AM  
Anonymous "A" said...

Who is Brian May?

11:00 AM  

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