"Continue With The Operation, You May Fire When Ready"

I had a really detailed, hilarious post all ready to go this morning until I suddenly remembered that today is the day the world is supposed to end (as reported recently on Boing Boing by our very own Crispinus) and I just thought "Oh, what's the use?"*

So y'allz best step off the grid and enjoy your last Precious Moments® of existence. Like, go tell your boss what you really think of them. Or finally reveal your true feelings to that special, secret someone (get ready to have at least one awkward conversation today -- that means you, Whitney Houston!). Or just stand in the street with your fist in the air, shouting "Burn, baby, burn!" as it all comes crashing down around us.

Thank you and good night.

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* Okay, fine, I woke up late and had a little bout of writer's block and this was the best I could come up with. Sue me. Before THE WORLD ENDS TODAY.