Battle Of The Network Reality Stars!
Actual conversation* I had yesterday with someone else named John:
John Eats: Do you remember Battle of the Network Stars? Man, I wish you could buy that on DVD.
John R.: Yeah, who's got the rights to that and what's holding it up? That sucks! Why can you get Pink Lady and Jeff on DVD and not Battle of the Network Stars?
JE: Why doesn't somebody bring that show back?
JR: Exactly! They should bring it back --
JR & JE: -- WITH REALITY SHOW STARS!
Well, this morning as I was doing research to confirm it was indeed not on DVD (which it is not), I stumble across -- OMFG -- Bravo's Battle Of The Network Reality Stars!!!
Sweet manna from heaven, glory be to Bravo in the highest!
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* slightly paraphrased
2 Comments:
Hey, I brought up "Circus of the Stars" first -- I've already been written out of the John Eats history books!
Anyway, I'm still pulling for "Circus"...
- A
* slightly paraphrased
Actually that was exactly as spoken. I recorded it as I do all my John Eats conversations...mainly for legal reasons. The only thing that would make this post better would be a cartoon drawing of John and John on the train with Anonymous A pretending not to know us.
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