ADVENTURES IN THE DESIGN WORLD™: My Photo-Art™

Looking for that perfect gift for:

Mother's Day?
Birthdays?
Father's Day?
Reunions?
Weddings?
Graduations?
Christmas?
Petlovers?
Retirement?
Anniversaries?
Valentine's Day?
House Warming?

Then why not try the dazzling array of products for sale at My Photo-Art™, where "skilled artists and weavers" (translation: recent BFA graduates operating PC-driven heavy machinery for minimum wage) will craft whatever photo you provide them with into just about anything vaguely art-like you can imagine?

You can purchase things like an amazing approximation of a painting (complete with "artistic brush strokes" - make sure you click to enlarge, and read the FAQ to find out more about their proprietary "digi-Brushh" technology)! Or a "wooven" throw blanket, so you can cuddle up to that special someone's MySpace photo you just can't get enough of! Thanks for the add!

Whatever product you choose, you'd better order quickly to give those skilled artists and weavers plenty of lead time -- there's just 151 shopping days left until Christmas.