Tuesday, October 14, 2008

THE TOP 75 CELEBRITIES WHOSE EXISTENCE SO OFFENDS ME THAT JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE™

RECAP: THE SECOND 25


#50: Rob Schneider
#49: Anyone Who's Ever Hosted The View For More Than A Year
#48: Maggie Gyllenhaal
#47: John Mayer
#46: Jay Leno
#45: Dane Cook
#44: Nicolas Cage
#43: Jimmy Buffet
#42: Jason Lee
#41: Lucy Liu
#40: Jason Schwartzman
#39: Chris Tucker
#38: Vince Vaughn
#37: Jon Heder
#36: Diane Sawyer
#35: James Marsden
#34: Sandra Oh
#33: The Scuzzy-Ass Hippy Freak Lead Singer of Counting Crows
#32: Russell Crowe
#31: Ryan Gosling
#30: Ryan Phillippe
#29: Gary Busey
#28: Rainn Wilson
#27: Anthony Kiedis
#26: Annette Bening

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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

WHY GOD CREATED YOUTUBE™: Take On Me, Literally


Anonymous A uses her fact-finding skills to point us to this very literal version of A-Ha's classic "Take On Me" video. So now I'm writing a blog post to show other people this video. There, I embedded the video in the source code. Now I'm writing the second-last sentence of this paragraph. After this one, I'll insert a new paragraph which will just consist of a catch phrase with a link to the YouTube page containing this video.

Truly, this is why God created YouTube.

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