THE TOP 75 CELEBRITIES WHOSE EXISTENCE SO OFFENDS ME THAT JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE™
#49: Anyone Who's Ever Hosted The View For More Than A Year
I used to think it was kinda funny to keep up with the wacky shenanigans of the various denizens of morning show screechfest The View. Now I don't anymore. Now I just want to throw bricks at squirrels whenever I hear that Barbara Walters has touched another black person's hair, I want to slam the spine of a hardcover book against a small child's ankles whenever I hear that Elizabeth Hasselbeck has gotten into a bustup with Barry Manilow, and I want to throw Jarts™ into a darkened movie theater whenever I hear that Joy Behar doesn't know for sure if the earth is round or flat.
Is that so wrong?
I used to think it was kinda funny to keep up with the wacky shenanigans of the various denizens of morning show screechfest The View. Now I don't anymore. Now I just want to throw bricks at squirrels whenever I hear that Barbara Walters has touched another black person's hair, I want to slam the spine of a hardcover book against a small child's ankles whenever I hear that Elizabeth Hasselbeck has gotten into a bustup with Barry Manilow, and I want to throw Jarts™ into a darkened movie theater whenever I hear that Joy Behar doesn't know for sure if the earth is round or flat.
Is that so wrong?
posted by John Eats at 6:26 AM
1 Comments:
"Yay! Jarts!..." he said enthusiastically 5 days later.
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